(Episode 16) Mr Henry, the Captain Nigeria – Hilarious!

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Swaggar said in his harsh voice,

Swagger: “Baba Prof give us the approval make we give am sense na!” Henry quickly shut the door behind him so Shola doesn’t get to know about the situation.

Henry: “Please, Prof. I was going to come to explain things to you!”

Prof: “So after feigning gentility walking upright like one who has just be ordained with priesthood you show your true colour of being a rogue! Nonentity! Scallywag! Doofus and a mooncalf! You have disappointed your generation. Can I have my machine and liquid cash?”

Henry stuttered. Henry went ahead to narrate his ordeal to Prof and how the car’s bumper had been damaged and how he had lost the day’s earning. Anger covered the faces of his boys but Prof didn’t allow them touch Henry,

Henry: “Just give me days,sir! I’ll pay back everything!”

Prof demanded that Henry show him the car; they all went there and he showed them the damaged bumper,

Prof smirked,

Prof: “So it’s my machine that has been degenerated into a hutch?” he shook his head and re-arranged his glasses and cross belt.  He grunted, “I think you should see us off!”

Henry suspected seeing them off. Was it safe going out of the compound with them? But he didn’t want to let Shola be aware of the situation and he followed them. Prof had his arms around him and chatted with him until they got to a dark corner and Prof ordered the boys to pounce on him. Swagger started the attack they punched him as two held his hands. After a few punches,

Prof: “That’s satisfactory boys! I give you just few days to get my car in order and I am collecting fifty thousand from you as compensation! Au revoir, Let’s go boys!”

Henry tried to put himself together as he headed home; the whole of his body ached and his lips was a little bit swollen. As he entered, he noticed Shola had dozed off with the remote in her hands. Quickly, he went to shower and change into something else. She jerked up having heard noises of showers,

Shola: “Is he back?”she yawned and called out, “Baby!”

Henry answered as water entered his mouth,

Henry:  “I came in and saw you snoring on the couch!”she opened the door of the bathroom, he opened one of the eyes as soap covered his face, “Leave here!”he splashed a little water towards her but she gave way as the water splash in dots on the ground. She  came back to the door,

Shola: “What are you hiding? What’s there that I haven’t seen eh?”

They both giggled,

Henry: “Gerrrare hie,mehn!”

She smiled,

Shola: Ï’m going please don’t come begging!”she shut the door.

In less than five minutes he was done by the time he got into the room,. Shola stood before him au naturel- he found her more attractive. she stood facing the mirror with her back from where he was entering. It was deliberate, the smile she gave took her away. She could see him walking towards her through the mirror. He grasped her from the back, and she turned with her breast rubbing against his bare chest. Suddenly the towel he had on suddenly looked as if there an undergrowth-  he was quite aroused. As they wrestled to the bed with the towel giving way. He kissed her as she tilt her head to the back, the physique of her body became more highlighted. She moaned softly as he kissed her earlobes and moving down to her neck- he moaned as she had him in her hands.

They were both sweating.  The days stress was giving way.  He had forgotten the pains he felt.

Shola: “Have me, please! “she whispered into his ears and kissed it.

He could feel the contours of her body as he caressed her every part. It was sensational, how he felt.

Henry: “I love you, baby!”

She sprawled her legs and he positioned his buttocks then slide into her. She moaned with every thrusting.  She dictated the pace-at some point it was a light race and other times it was a full blown marathon. Her moaning increased as she got her peak, she kept muttering his sweetness to him- he couldn’t hold it any longer, he let it out with a yell. And they fell apart- exhausted. It had being a famished road.

They were panting, as he felt pains on his thighs and she folded her hands in between her legs and in no time they dozed off.

….

Chairman flung himself on the couch, Bola standing aghast asked,

Bola: “what happened?”

Chairman gaped at her,

Chairman: “where?”

Bola: “You coming to my place this night!” she said,

Chairman sat up,

Chairman: “ Do I need to draw up a time table for seeing you?”

Bola sat on the hand of the couch,

Bola: “You know that isn’t what I mean!”

Chairman who was getting worked up asked,

Chairman: “then what do you mean? Can’t I come to see my girlfriend whenever I feel like!”

Bola:”I thought you are always careful so that wifey wouldn’t find us out. Wouldn’t this make her suspicious?” she asked.

He rubbed the back of his neck,

Chairman: “Can we forget about all these, please. I came here to have a peace of mind. I shouldn’t be facing what I ran away from right?”

She heaved,

Bola: “Alright. It’s just that I thought you were avoiding me so I’m surprised to see you!” he looked at her and smiled,

Chairman: “I can’t avoid a princess like you. Not now, not ever!” he stood and threw her arms around her waist.

Chairman: I thought I wouldn’t find light here. That’s my fear coming to your place. And the sound of that Generator alone creates lot of heats in me.

Bola: Why would you be afraid? When this is not Nigerian Embassy in Yankee

Chairman: How do you mean?

Bola: Didn’t you hear about the humour? That President Buhari was earlier today at Washington DC for Trump’s inauguration. As he was being driven to his hotel later in the day, they passed through a building with no lighting and in total darkness. He then told the driver;

President Buhari: “The Americans always talk about the electricity problem in my country, but look that building, that’s total darkness”.. The driver politely replied,

Driver: “That’s the Nigerian Embassy Sir.. they are owing Electricity bill for over few months now”. They both giggled in silly manner. Infact, Chairman couldn’t hold his own laughter. One thing he loves staying with Bola. He missed her company a lot. Bola cut in his thought..

Bola: But Chairman, don’t you think it’s risky driving late at such night?

Chairman: Angel Gabriel and Angel Michael are always with me wherever I go like MTN

Bola: Haaa.. that’s overload ooo..

Chairman: How? He was expecting another joke from Bola again

Bola: Well, there’s another this humor of Nigerian Police… “A man driving around 1:00am alone in his car, he got to a check point. The Policeman stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out. The Police had nothing to ask again, in order to charge him, guess what the police man said?”

Chairman: What? Chief was anxious to hear her next

Bola: The Policeman said “I charge you for driving alone at this time of the day, if you come get accident who’ll go tell your people”?  The man replied, “I’m not alone, Jesus Christ is with me here, couple with Angel Gabriel, Angel Raphael, Angel Michael and Five Angels are with me here Sir” The man replied.  The Policeman said: “All these people inside this your small car? I charge you for overloading”

Chairman and Bola couldn’t control their laughter. Chairman fell on Bola’s chest, she looked into his eyes and he into hers. This caused a sexual arousal in Bola, She was in the mood, and they kissed, headed for the room, peeling off their clothes all over the place. And in no time they were at it.

They had forgotten to lock the main door of the house.

After some minutes, they were lying with their backs on the bed staring at the ceiling, giggling and paniting,

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Bola: “Baby you are getting stronger everyday. At your age you can go this long. Mehn, it’s crazy! Do I suspect you use Viagra?”

Chairman: “No, I am too old school for such. I told you I grew up in the village and we use tom take a lot of herbs for a healthy body and all. So that has kept me all these years.” They laughed.

She stood up to go and shower but he held her back and kissed her,

Bola: “Baby, I need to go shower please!” he laughed and let her go as she walked to the bathroom, he yelled,

Chairman: “That isn’t the end of the match ooo. I’’ve still got more action in me, baby!”

She giggled and said, “Please , don’t kill me for my mother oo!”

They both laughed.

Chairman laid with his eyes mildly shut as a figure walked over him and covered his nose and eyes with handkerchief. He tried kicking and fighting but he was knocked off.  Bola didn’t hear any noise as she sang and splashed water in the bathroom.

As she got out of the bathroom, she walked up to him,

Bola: “Baby, what is this now?” she laughed for the pillow was on his face, “It seems you’re in for some play this night, “when she took the pillow off she started screaming as Chairman’s tongue was all out and his eyes looking bulgy.

….

First Lady drove into the compound and ran straight into her room and washed her hands and quickly changed into her nightie. Feeling better, she smiled,

First Lady: “John, you’d pay for making me unhappy!”

She drew out a bottle of whiskey and drank.

Questions: Was Chairman dead? Who killed him? Where would Henry get that amount to pay off the debt?

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169 thoughts on “(Episode 16) Mr Henry, the Captain Nigeria – Hilarious!

  1. first lady why send tugs to kill chairman or why kill him yourself and putting bola in deep shit hope chairman ain’t dead oooh.Hmmm Henry will look for away to borrow the money

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  2. Choi Bola is in soup!!!!!Henry just keeps going from frying pan to fire how will he get 50k,repair the car too, only God can help him ooo

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  3. Eeyah,it really pains me if chairman died o. Wot will become of bola now,accused wrongly 4 his death. Its either first lady or bridget o bt only adelove knows*lol*. Well,henry better open up 4 shola so dat dey will both know ow to raise d money up.

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  4. Impli-ca-tion hahaha
    Impli-ca-tion hahaha
    Singing aloud lol!
    He should be dead by now, his wife must have sent someone to do the job. Only God knows how Henry will get that amount. As for Bola, she will carry her cross o. Who asked her to be sleeping with someone’s husband. Go and marry ooo

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  5. Henry is in deep trouble oo but God will see him through. As for Chairman, I don’t think he is dead, The truth will soon unravel about First lady, Bridget or Bola.This is getting more interesting.

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  6. henry wil pay 50,000 to prof……as for bola she don enter one chance….dey wil accused ha of murder…….i suspect bridget……she may kil chairman nd first lady cant kill ha husband even if e derive ha of sex…..

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  7. Chairman has finally put Bola in trouble. It can only be God for her to get out of this. Am sure it’s first lady that killed her husband. Another problem for Henry, is still Shola that will still help him out of the problem.

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  8. Lovely Night ALC&Fs,

    It’s getting even more complicated…..

    Chief is dead for real but First Lady didn’t kill him – not her. Guessing a hired killer did it.

    Henry will have to work hard and possibly get some loan – hope he doesn’t fall a prey again for Lady Fel’s antics.

    Sweet Dreams…

    Up&Forward

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  9. This is getting more n more interesting,either chairman passed out it dead,first lady did it as for Henry I pray God see him through all these tribulations,thumbs up Adelove n crew

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  10. Chairman is dead, I wished he died in bridget’s house instead of that of Bola….. Dont really know who killed him but time shall tell and as for Henry, he will survive it….. There will always be a way….

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  11. I think it wasn’t first lady dat kill d chairman herself someone did it for her and as for henry he have to work overtime in other to gather d money
    hmmmmm bola dis is trouble for you oo

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  12. its almost certain that the chairman is dead o and I think the first lady killed him. God will surely make a way out for Henry, he has really been through a lot

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  13. Shola will help Henry to pay up unless he hide it from her, as for Chief I don’t think he is dead but if he is first lady Is responsible

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  14. Chairman is already dead and firstlady his wife killed her. Somehow luck will smile on Henry then he will be able to solve all his problems

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  15. This first lady is crazy ooo and heartless, why kill your husband. That’s horrible. May God help Henry to get the money ooo. It’s well ooo

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  16. chairman is dead, by first lady. As Henry has accepted Jesus, favour will locate him, probably get his own cab. I pity bola oooo as she will b accused of murdering chairman. kudos Adelove

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  17. Poor Bola, this should be Bridget….First Lady is going to confide in the traitor ( Bridget ) anyway that’s her waterloo. Goodnight guys.

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  18. Bola is in big shit, i realy cant say who killed chairman because it cant be first lady, she will rather kill bola instead of her husband

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  19. Chairman have dead and is not a First lady that killed him, because her power can never overpower him. The person that killed him was a man. May God help Henry out ooo. Good night adelove

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  20. Now it was Bola turn to drink the cup of revenge from Madam Felicia! Chai! dia ris God o.Henry cannot provide such a huge amount of money
    Prof just said that to get his liquid cash! As for chairman and Bola, Every day is for a thief but one certain day is for the owner. adelove well done

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  21. I guess the firstlady is behind chairman death……. Chairman laid with his eyes mildly shut as a figure walked
    over him and covered his nose and eyes with handkerchief.
    He tried kicking and fighting but he was knocked off. Bola
    didn’t hear any noise as she sang and splashed water in the
    bathroom.

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  22. chairman is not dead and he will wake up and tell he story but before that bola is in for a big trouble and Henry will have to tell his girlfriend to see if she can help him come out of that trouble

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  23. Bola is standing on a long tin. Yesooo chief is dead and he was killed by first lady. And as for henry prof might forgive him or shola will run around to help him get d money. I wish bothof them best of luck

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  24. Yes Chairman Is Dead, His Wife Killed Him She Av Trace Hin To Bola House. Only God Wil Provid 4 Henry He Need Delivrance 4 His Life Problem

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  25. Chairman is dead. His wife killed him. Shola & Henry will look for a way to offset the bill by prof. Adelove well done. Suspense filled. Thumbs up.

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  26. henry will surely pay up and as for chairman….. his cup is surely full…..first lady must ve arranged the killing of Chief…… suspense too much ooooo

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  27. Who knows, its either Bridget or first lady that kill chairman, just pity Bola.
    It’s only God that can help Henry to get d money.

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  28. This story is getting more and more complicated. How could first lady hatched such eveil plan for her husband. I think chairman will recover and Henry because he has accepted Jesus Christ as his lord and personal saviour he has conquered all which means he will pay back Prof

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  29. I think chairman is dead
    and na first lady kill chairman
    as for henry,maybe he may run into a friend dat will help him with cash to pay prof

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  30. Chairman is dead and am sure his wife killed him. I wonder where Henry will get the money, he have to let his girlfriend know what is going on and maybe she might help.

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  31. The chairman is dead and First lady is the one who killed chairman. Henry has no other option but to run to the First lady for help. He’ll definitely run to her for assistance and she’ll seize the opportunity to have him.

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  32. chairman is dead,but it might not b d charlady’s hand work.n as for Henry, shola will borrow him d money to repair d car n he will work his ass to pay the to prof.

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  33. Hmmmmm….wahala o, I think chairman is dead o and is d first lady DT killed him. Henry have to work extra hard to get d money to pay prof wit. Nice.

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  34. Bola don enter trouble, d chairman I’d dead, it could be d hand work of d 1st Lady or hired nd its could even be Bridget bcus 1st lady didn’t hanged up d kal, so Bridget myt av heard dat d Chairman was going out nd she trailed him( suspense). As 4 Henry, Shola will help her Baby Boo.

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  35. Do u knw dat sex release one frm stress….. So Henry it ws nyc having sex wen u re stressed out….. Any beta tink of hw 2 get dat 50k ooooo……. Frist lady in involved in d chairman death……. Wat will bola do nw

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  36. Yes, chairman is really dead oh. First lady killed him. Henry would have to be up and doing to get the money ready with Shola’s help

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  37. Chairman is paying for what he did to Henry, and Henry better open up to Shola. I think she’s d only person who can help him out of d situation.

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